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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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