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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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