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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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