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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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