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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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