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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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