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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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