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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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