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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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