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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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