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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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