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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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