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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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