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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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