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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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