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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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