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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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How does Barbie say good morning to Ken?

Good morning, doll-ing.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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