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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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