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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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