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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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