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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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