Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

741
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

1249
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

597
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

1367
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

1744
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

322
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

2822
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

1922
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

2594
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What three letters are not our friend?

NME

2750
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

1373
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

702