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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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