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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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