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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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