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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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