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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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