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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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