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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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