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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What can you say about these workers?

They are onion-ized.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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