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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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