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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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