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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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