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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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