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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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