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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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