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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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