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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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