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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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