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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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