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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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