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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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