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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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