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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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