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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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