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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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