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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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