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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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