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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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