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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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