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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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