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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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