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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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