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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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