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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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