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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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