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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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