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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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