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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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