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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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It escapes me.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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