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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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