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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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