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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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