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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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