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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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