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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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