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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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