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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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