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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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