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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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