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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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