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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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