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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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