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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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