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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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