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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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