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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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