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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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