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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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