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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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