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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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