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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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